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A vote a day keeps my elite squad of hitmen at bay! Vote for me here! Vote for me here also! Get the idea yet? *Sniff* Nobody loves me...
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   You know what I love about the way I preserve all these blurbs? It preserves all the embarassing spelling errors ("See you all on WEDNESDAY"! HAH!) along with them. Hurrah for technology.

   Speaking of blurbs, it seems that a demand exists for guest strips. I don't refer to guest strips for ME (At least not in this particular case; You nice people, feel free t'send anything you please) but rather for two of my favourite strips - Decorative Edison and The Dementia Of Magic. I say "Speaking Of Blurbs" because they inspired me to do this concurrent-update-postage-schtick. And might I add they're much better at it.

   Anyway, can't promise much, especially given I'm just getting back on track for the comic proper, never mind extras and things I've been hyping for what feels like months now. But keep your eyes open. And continue to spread my glory far and wide like you, er, haven't been doing, I guess. So start? Please? ...I'll be your friend...


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It's worth pointing out that the sprites are based off stuff originally ©Capcom, and much of the rest of this stuff is harvested from Google Image Search and the like.
Oh yeah, and don't steal anything that actually belongs to me from me or else. Not that anyone in their right mind ever would, mind you, but still.
This last line doesn't mean a damned thing, so if you're reading it, that's a few nanoseconds of your life you'll never get back, sucker.