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   Holy Mackerel! King Phil, sleeping with the fishes? Trapped, adrift on a sea of lost soles? At least his loss served a porpoise. But is there a ray of hope for the demonic piscine maniac, or will he dropped just for the halibut? Tuna in next time or salmon (Salmon? Someone? Get it? P.)'s gonna get hurt!
   Welcome to the thirtieth edition of Turing's Folly II - The Adventures Of Phil! Perhaps all this cheering is appropriate? Then again, perhaps not.

   If you scroll back through the archives, by which I mean "If you press the Previous Comic button a whole lot", it's possible that you'll notice the plot hole portrayed here is slightly different than the one our heroes fled into in the first place. Well, smarty-pants, that's because it's a different plot hole, so neener-neener-neener-neener, I'm a stud and you're a weiner.

   By the way, is it bad that I look back at the previous comics and corresponding notes and think "Man, how did I come up with this stuff"? Just asking. It's comforting in a perverse way that, if I pretend I'm looking at it for the first time, it's kind of amusing, but I definitely don't want to get too proud of this half-arsed lil' work of mine.

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It's worth pointing out that the sprites are based off stuff originally ©Capcom, and much of the rest of this stuff is harvested from Google Image Search and the like.
Oh yeah, and don't steal anything that actually belongs to me from me or else. Not that anyone in their right mind ever would, mind you, but still.
This last line doesn't mean a damned thing, so if you're reading it, that's a few nanoseconds of your life you'll never get back, sucker.