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   This is King Phil, future grovelling slaves. Bow down before me! Admittedly, I'm still technically trapped in this butterfly net at the moment, but as you can see that's all about to change.

   It's actually sort of depressing how easily some of these fools can be duped. I mean, I'm tricky even by the standards of demonic forces, and I've tricked more than my fair share of souls into eternal damnation, but never yet have I encountered such a bunch of consummate suckers. Annoyingly, my plans always go awry at the last second. I suspect The Management for forcing me into the role of "bumbling, overconfident villain".

   That thought bubble of Sprite Phil's is certainly painfult o look at, but it's not the only thought bubble I've looked into around here, and I still have nightmares from some of them. Oh Mephisto, why me? WHY ME?!? Oh well, some devilish figures in the mortal world have it even worse...

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It's worth pointing out that the sprites are based off stuff originally ©Capcom, and much of the rest of this stuff is harvested from Google Image Search and the like.
Oh yeah, and don't steal anything that actually belongs to me from me or else. Not that anyone in their right mind ever would, mind you, but still.
This last line doesn't mean a damned thing, so if you're reading it, that's a few nanoseconds of your life you'll never get back, sucker.